Strangeville School Is Definitely Not Cursed by Darcy Miller

Author:Darcy Miller [Miller, Darcy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Random House Children's Books
Published: 2022-09-13T00:00:00+00:00

Hello again, Strangeville! It’s Vice President Capozzi here with a few exciting afternoon announcements for you all!

First off, I’m pleased to announce that Chef Louis has recovered his lost finger! Nurse Porter has already successfully reattached the digit, which, aside from a few teeth marks, is no worse for the wear!

Congratulations to Chef Louis, and let’s all give Nurse Porter a big hand!

Although perhaps not quite so literally, next time…

In other news, sixth grader Belinda Boogerton has just returned from a family vacation to the Corn Palace of Mitchell, South Dakota! Belinda has several photo albums of the trip that she would like to share with any interested students, as well as a fourteen-hour slideshow commemorating the event. Belinda has also written a one-woman amateur theater performance about the experience!

Sounds wonderful, Belinda!

What a shame that I’m allergic to monologues…

Finally, I’m sorry to say that rumors of a certain “curse” continue to plague the hallways of Strangeville School, despite absolutely no evidence of such a thing! I can assure you there’s absolutely nothing sinister about our beloved lost-and-found box! And I’m certainly not just saying that in a desperate attempt to mask my own fear!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ahem.

Yes.

Anyway, this is Vice Principal Capozzi, signing off! Hopefully not forever…

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